Adults and How to Not Be Like Them

Let's get derp to business. It is about time I learned how to make active decisions about my new lifestyle. These new habits will dictate the product of the MANifesto. Needless to say, 2A.M. bedtimes are not the intended outcome. I will need to work on that if I want to grow up.

On second thought, I've been wound up for quite a while now. I've tried to keep so much control over my habits that I forgot what it was like to be spontaneous. Let's take an episode to try to claim that back, shall we?

Maybe life is about resisting becoming an adult for as long as you can. Of course, I don't mean neglect all responsibility by streaking in public while continuously gorging yourself with ice cream. That would just make you a fat, naked meta-person. Instead of that, I suggest to live without hundreds of rules. Hopefully, this will stop someone from becoming stuck on the same system for the rest of their life and end up being too stubborn to accept any new discovery that is not applied to by the rules.

Instead of becoming stubborn when I'm old, I choose to become wise. Not all-knowing, because that would take away all the fun; just to be as open and tolerant as science itself. If you want to know why omniscience is not fun, brace yourself.

If by the end of a person's life, that person knows literally everything, that would be terrible. I dread the possibility that science in its entirety can become known. In a world like that, not one person would be left who could make a good debate against ultimate knowledge. As soon as one person knows everything, everyone knows everything because if the internet spreads information this fast already, imagine how fast information would spread in the year 100,000; how about the year 100,000,000?

These dates are definitely in our future, as the earth will be here for about another trillion trillion trillion years. Think of it as year 1 with two hundred zeros after it. Yeah, so much for spontaneity. When we get there, nothing will be fun anymore, so I guess we should do everything fun now. Or maybe common sense would be so prevalent that people were free of rules because they might not need to exist at that point. We could delight in the fact that the persons whom will call us ancestors will be truly free.

After a long, unnecessary tangent about omniscience, here we are back on adulthood. I don't know about you, but I'm tired of hearing my internal reading voice as I type this. Since I'm so bored, I think ima go streak publicly while chugging some ice cream.

[Trying out new conclusions that don't depend on asking questions nobody cares about]
 Whoopdee-gobblety-don't do drugs

What Happens in a Derp Post

Error 404. Post not found.

This is a message I will send if I do not find an appropriate internal monologue to post, so there. I said I would do one every week, but I'm just not feeling it right now. Anyway, whenever it happens, it means the week is going sub-par. Let's hope we won't need to deal with a lot of these.

Oh yeah, and for the record...

http://www.memecenter.com/fun/98251/you-just-got-trolled

If you actually bothered to ctrl+c, ctrl+v that, then congratulations, you just randomly clicked on something I said just because I said it. Nice.

Thanks for putting up with my incompetence, internet.